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教授问老农:爱情与婚姻的区别是什么?看完后沉默了!

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发表于 2017-8-28 11:09:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式


教授问老农:爱情与婚姻的区别是什么?

老农随口答:很简单,您今天和她睡了,明天还想和她睡,这就是爱情。

您今天和她睡了,明天还得和她睡,这就是婚姻。

教授望着老农:多精辟啊,这可是我研究了大半辈子的课题!

网友:所谓事业,就是今天干了明天还想干;

所谓职业,就是今天干了明天还得干。



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